This appeared on the McSweeney's website (which you should visit regularly if you do not already do so)
It was written by Pete Lynch
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I, Too, Declare My Independence — From Worrying About the Mess in This House!
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I Have a Dream: That Someday I’ll Get to Sleep-In Long Enough to Have a Dream!
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