The path that a dish might take to get to our dinner table is often a convoluted thing. I am sure that there are some folk out there who wake up, look about, and say 'tonight we're having porchetta, roasted potatoes, and rapini' (that being last night's menu). We are not those people.
Similarly, there are those folks who arrive home after a busy day at the office, open the freezer, pull out a box, and call it dinner. We sure as HELL are not those people. Sadly we are toiling away and paying taxes to provide health care for those people.
Anyway. This was not meant as a rant about people who eat prepared meals and thereby consume all sorts of chemicals, additives, and other guck that wasn't designed for human consumption in the first place.
This is the tale of a wonderful risotto that we made two weeks ago. The first part of the tale involved Paul getting braces. No one really notices that Paul needs braces (me, they would have no doubt about), however apparently it is something that has been eating away at him since he was a wee lad. So he has embarked upon a two year journey to a straight smile.
We thought that his mouth might be sore after having them on. I figured soft food would be in order. The problem was that, not being 100, I don't cook soft food as a rule. We decided that risotto might just be soft enough for the poor lad - but which one?
The next part in this tale involved me searching through the cupboards recently and finding 6 packages of dried porcini mushrooms that I have brought back from Italy over the years. I don't know if dried mushrooms go bad but I figured that unlike Dick Clark the mushrooms might not last forever so I had better use them up.
Mushroom risotto.
Then I happened to realize that some confusion had set in whilst shopping and we had more gorgonzola in the refrigerator than we were going to use. This, kids, is a happy event. Who doesn't want excess gorgonzola in the fridge? Of course, it too doens't last forever.
Gorgonzola, Porcini, Risotto . . . was there a recipe for this out there for such a combination? To Google I went.
It turns out that there was and it was by Giada De Laurentiis. This was pause for thought. I haven't made many recipes by Giada and I have a wee bit o'snobbery when it comes to those populist food network chefs . . . I mean, if you are selling spoons, coffee, and pasta in Target how serious a chef are you anyway?
Plus - she is a tad too happy for my liking. She isn't manic like that chipmunk on laughing gas Rachel Ray but anyone who ohhs and ahhs over every bit of food she makes can't be trusted!
See what I mean about the complex journey from concept to prepared food on our table? To think you likely thought Lord of the Rings was convoluted. Ha.
Anyway. The reviews were positive (although some were stupid - I hate reviews on the webthat go like this . . . 'I didn't have the right rice so I used regular Uncle Ben's brown rice instead, left the mushrooms out because my guests don't like mushrooms, and used cheddar instead of gorgonzola because DH doesn't eat blue cheese'. You didn't make the recipe then so don't bloody well review it!) Plus, having read the recipe I liked the technique so the bullet was bitten and off I went. Besides, if Paul really was in pain he likely wouldn't care what he was eating.
OK. Truth be told, pain or no pain he doesn't much care. If someone has cooked for him he'll eat it. It is not by accident that he has received the moniker 'the Human Garbage Can'.
The results were excellent. The mushroom flavour is intense - because the stock is infused with the flavour (the ONE thing I didn't like about the recipe was that she didn't direct you to strain the liquid after the mushrooms had been reconstituted - I ALWAYS strain the liquid because it has bits of stuff you might not wnat to eat - just use a coffee filter to get the fine particles out). The finished risotto is full of that amazing gorgonzola flavour.
In the end this was one of the best risottos we have ever had. Paul liked it so much that he had two portions - pain or no pain.

Gorgonzola and Porcini Mushroom Risotto
4 cups low-sodium chicken stock
1 1/2 ounces dried porcini mushrooms
3 tablespoons butter
1 medium onion, diced
1 1/2 cups Arborio rice
1/2 cup dry white wine
1/2 cup grated Parmesan
3/4 cup (3 ounces) Gorgonzola, crumbled
1/4 cup chopped fresh chives
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
In a medium saucepan, bring the stock to a boil over medium-high heat. Add the porcini mushrooms. Remove the pan from the heat and set aside for 30 minutes until the mushrooms are tender. Using a slotted spoon, remove the mushrooms and set aside.
Reheat the stock to a simmer and keep warm over low heat.
In a large, heavy saucepan, melt 2 tablespoons of the butter over medium-high heat. Add the onion and mushrooms and cook until the onions are tender but not brown, about 3 minutes. Add the rice and stir to coat with the butter. Add the wine and simmer until the wine has almost evaporated, about 3 minutes. Add 1/2 cup of warm stock and stir until almost completely absorbed, about 2 minutes. Continue with remaining stock, adding 1/2 cup at a time, and allowing each addition to be absorbed, until the rice is tender to the bite and the mixture is creamy, about 20 to 25 minutes. Remove the pan from the heat. Stir in the Parmesan, Gorgonzola, chives, salt and pepper. Transfer the risotto to a serving bowl. Serve immediately.