
I am a bit out of sorts today . . . this has nothing to do with the bottle of wine Paul and I consumed yesterday or the giant bag of soil we dug, wheelbarrowed, and spread throughout the gardens (well, perhaps a bit of the latter). Instead it is the new neighbours.
I can't call them new since they have been there since last July, however the 'old' neighbours were there for 10 years so these two shall be 'new' for awhile.
The old neighbours were a bit trashy. Their daughter, an only child, was spoiled rotten and terrorized the other children on the street. They were loud. They had a hot tub and used it late at night.
They were also thoughful - Chris often cut our lawn or shovelled our driveway. Christine asked for gardening advice (sadly she didn't take it, but she asked). Alexa, well, she was the nastiest child I have ever seen, no sugar coating that.
We were a bit happy when we saw a for sale sign to up on their front yard - the late night parties in the hot tub tended to be loud and Paolo is a light sleeper.
We cheered when the hot tub got loaded up on a truck and was driven away.
The new neighbours were young. They kept to themselves. Fine, so do we.
Not long after they moved in a truck pulled up and a new hot tub was delivered.
All summer long they had LOUD parties, in, out, and around the hot tub. They frolicked naked in and around the hot tub. They tended to swear a lot when they were drinking. They drank a lot whilst enjoying the hot tub. They were loud when they are drinking.
We sleep with our window closed a whole more now than we ever did in the past.
I don't need to remind you that sound travels. We live in a neighbourhood with a lot of houses and hundreds of children. These children are now exposed to loud language the likes of which would have your grandmother running for the soap and your grandfather the belt.
Last night when Paul and I were enjoying a quiet drink on the terrace after a long day of working around in the garden, we heard the sounds of guests arriving next door. Paul looked at me and said 'it's going to be a bad night for sleeping'.
I have no idea how 8 people could possibly make such a racket. Apparently someone was celebrating her upcoming surgery which would result in 'new boobies'.
Yes, that is a direct quote.
There was considerable discussion about said boobies pre and post surgery.
It wasn't long before the entire neighbourhood knew far more about those boobies than anyone could possibly want to know.
I went to sleep at 10. I am a very deep sleeper - I once slept through someone robbing the house. Once I'm out I hear very little. Paul heard it all. Apparently they were at it until after 2 am. There was loud screaming, laughter, and swearing. Glass was broken. those boobies were discussed more than the state of the economy.
When I woke up I looked out into their back yard - it looked as if it was a tornado site. Clothing, towels, and bottles were strewn everywhere.
We started to hear sounds from next door at about 10 am. There were many complaints about sore heads. It made me sad that I had just cut the lawn on Friday because a loud lawn mower might have been good for them.
Sympathy?
Nope. None to be had from me.
Moral of the story - if you have kind neighbours who are a titch trashy - be happy! If they move you can go down the ladder rather than go up it.
Sigh